Open Letters: Claire Beauchamp

Dearest Claire,

Firstly, I wanted to apologize for strictly using your maiden name in the header of this letter. Also, for I merely putting your first name on the image. I don't mean to offend, but I couldn't afford to shrink the font in which your name (in all of its crowded glory) is typ…

Open Letters: Bathsheba Everdene

Ms. Everdene,

I am writing this letter to you today in a state of confusion. Initially, I was enamored by independence, self-sufficiency, and confidence. I was amazed because you were seemingly unfazed by the horde of men expressing their admiration and deep affection for you. When Gabriel Oak prom…

Open Letters: Jace Wayland/Morgenstern/Herondale/Lightwood/God Knows Who Else (The Mortal Instruments Series)

*I've been delaying this letter for far way too long. Also, a disclaimer: the young man in the picture is Jeremy Sumpter who played Peter Pan way back when and who, I'm not at all embarrassed to say, was my childhood crush. It started when I was nine. I had watched the movie and loved it. …

Open Letters: Mia Rinaldi (The Vampire Academy series)

Dear Mia,

I like you. I didn't like you initially, when you bullied Lissa, but I like you now. Your excuse for bullying her wasn't very reasonable to me though. What happened between you and Andre had nothing to do with Lissa. If I recall correctly, she didn't even know you two were a …

Open Letters: Christian Ozera (The Vampire Academy Series)

Dear Mr. Ozera,
I sent a letter to your significant other, Her Highness and it got cut short by her letter interceptors. Could you maybe, bring this to her attention. I had some important matters to discuss with her. Thank you in advance.

Now I have some things to discuss with you. Things to commen…

Open Letters: Lissa Dragomir (The Vampire Academy Series)

This letter was written in an interview-style because she is - of course- a queen, not just anyone can send her letters. Also, this is her Highness's copy
Dear Your Highness Vasilisa,
How are you? Is all well? I just have a couple questions for you today, I know you have a busy schedule. First,…

Open Letters: Dimitri Belikov (The Vampire Academy Series)

Dear Dimitri,

First question: Why are you so perfect? You're a modest guy, so you'll most likely deny the perfection statement, but that's just one of the many reasons I (and about a million other girls) find you perfect. Let's continue with the list, shall we? 2) Your Russian acce…

Open Letters: Rose Hathaway (The Vampire Academy Series)

Dear my fiery Roza,

*Attempting to play cool and indifferent* Hey Rose! What's up, girl? How's goin'? I wrote (or rather, typed) this letter for because I wanted to discuss a few things with you. I have nothing to complain about to you about, unlike previous recipients of my letters, (*…

Open Letters: Patch Cipriano (The Hush, Hush Series)

* Note: I've had problems writing this letter (as I've had with the one to Mr. Darcy). I wrote like, three different drafts of this letter. I really wanted to write a letter to Patch, and tell how much I really love him, but I really didn't know how to come about it. Plus, I didn't …

Open Letters: Nora Grey (The Hush, Hush Series)

Dear Nora,

I have nothing against you but: Keep your claws off my Patch! Sorry, I slipped up there...what was I saying? Oh, right, I haven't started yet. If I say something possessive about Patch, ignore me, I'm just very territorial. Not that he was mine, to begin with. *display of comple…

Open Letters: Mr. Collins (Pride & Prejudice)

The not-so-dear Mr. Collins,
Okay, so I won't beat around the bush here. I won't bullshit you (even though that's what you seem to do to others) because it seems like you could really use my advice. I don't like you. You're (subtly) rude, and fake. You need a lesson in real man…

Open Letters: Clary Fray (The Mortal Instruments Series)

Dear Clary Fray,

Over the last couple years, I've come to know you, I've also come to admire you. What you've been through, I've been through. The shock, the fear, the bravery, the determination, and even the love for Jace. I've gone through it all with you. And I want to thank…