Bad Poetry Day 2016

According to the Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children Calendar I received from Quirk Books (Thanks, Quirk Books), today is Bad Poetry Day. Now, I'm not entirely certain this is nationally acknowledged holiday (probably not), but I thought I'd honor it anyway. So, in observance of Bad Poetry Day 2016, thought up a short, bad poem for my lovely readers. Hope you enjoy it! Fair warning: This is NOT supposed to be a well written poem, therefore it is NOT a sample of my relatively good (if I do say so myself) writing. This is all for sh*ts and giggles, as they say.

What'd you think? Was it as bad as you thought it was going to be, or worse? Probably the latter, right?